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side of the seat starts at the door and ends at the armrest.
DO NOT cross into Jake Territory. If you do, severe and
swift penalties will be handed out. Namely, your cell phone
WILL be confiscated and held until the end of the journey.
DO YOU COPY?”
Alexis didn’t know what hit her. One minute she
was blissfully sleeping, and the next she was facing the
ULTIMATE penalty in our house—cell-phone repo!
RULES OF AWESOMENESS #3
The best defense is a GREAT offense.
Never sit back and be the victim. ALWAYS be on the
offensive, and when necessary, seek the aid of a
larger, more powerful ally. Parents and teachers
work particularly well in this role.
Once again, game . . . set . . . MATCH. There is nothing
my dad hates more than backseat rumbling when he is
trying to read his maps.
That’s right, no turn-by-turn GPS in our car. Dad still
relies on these crazy giant folded sheets of paper to get us
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